The tango twins are to separate.

May 12, 2009

While I’d never wish a break-up on anyone, it has always seemed a matter of time before Jordan and Peter Andre split up.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not writing this because I’m interested in them or their lives. I am, however going to take this opportunity to remind us all of the level of inanity that these two perma-tan nutters achieved when their daughter was born.

Stupidity In Action

Stupidity In Action

They named her Princess Tiaamii. And as if that isn’t enough of a mouthful, they managed to compound the situation by explaining their choice of names.
Jordan explained: “the first name was chosen because the girl was our princess.”
And, to trump that they revealed that Peter came up with the middle name (Tiaamii, just in case you’ve stopped laughing) by combining his mother’s name (Thea) with that of Jordan’s mother (Amy).
And it just keeps getting better. In her own words: “We’ve put an accent over the first ‘A’ to make it more exotic and two Is at the end just to make it look a bit different.”
And further on in the priceless article it states: “Jordan also revealed that she had considered calling the girl Tinkerbell, but rejected the idea because too many celebrities had chosen it for their dogs.”
So look out for a son called Peter Pan, or possibly Gandalf, with her next boyfriend.

2 Responses to “The tango twins are to separate.”

  1. Bilgez Says:

    I hear they are splitting up because Peter just found out that the Popes recently been in Jordan…

  2. Claire Says:

    Not that I’m revelling in these two idiots’ impending divorce, but I feel it’s karma stepping in after the pair of them have inflicted such media related misery on individuals like myself and countless others over the past four years.

    I look forward to the day when I can sit in an office and not have to listen to brainless colleagues discuss the nuances of vacuous Z list celebrities. Doubt it’ll ever happen though.

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